I almost murdered my husband.

It's true... I almost murdered my husband.  Bet that got your attention... I told y'all, I would play nice at first, but that this blog will be raw and real.

I am the paranoid mother who has watched WAY too many Lifetime or LMN movies and is convinced someone is going to break into my house and steal my baby.  I seriously have all of the scenarios floating around in my mind at all times... I'm warning that person... he is super cute, but super wild. They would probably bring him back :)

Because of that paranoia, we have an alarm system for peace of mind.  Coach has been getting up before Miles and Mommy are awake in the morning (I sure do HATE having the bed to myself for a few hours... ;) ).  Miles always wakes up first and comes to our bedroom to wake us up.  Coach had set the alarm to AWAY and the motion detector went off at 6:30 am.  It scared my poor baby so badly, he cried and sobbed FOREVER.  He usually goes back to sleep with me in the bed for about an hour... but it was too late. Our hour of snuggly bliss was ruined by COACH.

Lucky for Coach, he lives to see another day.  But he's walking a thin line right now...